Jedna dva tři čtyři / fancy-flung fremdsprachen sie

One two three four
Is OK, but you need more:

Un deux trois quat’
If you want a welcome mat

En to tre fire
With the krone getting dearer,

Bir iki uç dirt
Selling off your jeans or shirt

—from "Roughing It in Europe" by Robin Helweg-Larsen in Unsplendid 3.2

A delightful song, especially for a language geek.  I'm brushing up on Czech for a trip to Prague later this month, so I did think to myself "boo! where's the "Česky?"—I'm guessing the "Jeden dwa trzy cztery" line is Polish.  A glance at Mr. Helweg-Larsen's bio complements the spirit of his poem.  In his words: "My flag is the blue-and-white of the UN, all other flags are historically interesting at best, despicable at worst."  Amen! Amen! Amen!

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We need some lines for Nigeria, though.

Otu abuo ato ano
Eat your fill of sweet paw-paw

Ení èjí ẹta ẹrin
Serious go-slow for Mushin

Daya biyu uku hudu
Let's go dude ranching at Obudu